Dear Marie,

marie!

I will pay for you to move to slc. given that it's a reasonable flight. you will move in with me and we will look for an awesome studio apt for you. i will introduce you to the community clinics so you don't have to worry about not having health care and obama will soon take care of that.

you will clean for me until you are dissatisfied making $12/hr and then you will think of something fantastic and unheard of and fabulous and worth telling your grandkids. or mine.

then you will get bored and find some other place to spring and sprout and you will take me with you. and we'll write it all down.

love,
jennica